Wednesday, November 18, 2009

let do some gratuitous violence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, not having TV left me without seeing this was out.

check this out

Probably the closest Ill ever be to the olympics is being friends with Air born. Read her latest blog:
http://cycling.teamusa.org/blog/post/1450

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Thanks


Next time you're sitting there feeling sorry for yourself, maybe thinking how there is nothing good on TV, or you cant decide what fast food to eat, take a step back and think. If it were not for our veterans and the men and women of our military, we would be complaining about legitimate nightmares. Thanks goes out to those that have served us and continue to protect the freedoms we all take for granted every single day.(Jared, we will never be able to know exactly what you do, but Im sure those that do, will always remember. DO WORK SON!)

Monday, November 2, 2009

I need a vacation from vacation

MOAB 09 POOR MANS GUY TRIP
(wimpy and tanner cannot be trusted with starting fluid and a lighter!)

The three amigos rolled into Moab at 10:30 friday night. And when the night starts off with Snoop Doggs "gin and juice" you know you're in for treat of a weekend.

The plan: Have as much fun as possible, make new friends, and not get arrested.

memorable quotes:
"If you dont make me cry Im gonna be f'n pissed" -wimpy
"its time to make this night regretable"- tanner
"thats why I didnt drink last night, I didnt want to get pregnant" -haggard lady @liquor store
"Im gonna take her back to the room and tell her that I knew a stripper in dallas that looked just like her"-wimpy(chances are, Von is better than you on a bike)

"I dont date moms with kids just wives"-wimpy
"TWO WORDS......WEIGHT WATCHERS!"-tanner to some unpleasants in a car at maverick
"That f'n matador doesnt even have a cape" -tanner
(what do you even say?)

some highlights:
being nicknamed the three amigos 45 minutes after check in by the entire bar staff.
Kareoke, lots of kareoke. which included, gin and juice, american pie, paradise by the dashboard light, some bob segar song, LOLA, which turned out to be kala dedicated to a lady in the bar per request of her boyfriend(he had no idea what this song was about), and you've lost that love and feeling which was a quintet.(this was my superman seatgrab to no footed can can seat grab SICK!)

Me crashing and making everyone laugh at the jumping competition
Our ridiculous halloween costumes. I am just getting back to normal after fitting into a wet suit made for a ten year old girl.(this is my leg, my arms didnt return to normal for about ten hours after the fact)

Tanner dancing up on a real cop, wimpy and I acted like we didnt know him at this point.
Von winning the dirt jump comp, my absolute favorite rider in the world.
too many to remember, Im so beat and I was the sober one. thanks fellas!