Sunday, June 28, 2009

HAHA She loves these



LOVE YOU!


And for those that dont know, this is BeeJay my brother, he will be relocating up north soon.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

FREEDOM!

Hey Folks, HE IS FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also here is my commercial for being awesome

Tank of gas- $50.00

Breakfast at MCd's- $10.00

Starbucks Venti Vanilla Latte and a fufu machiatto- $10.00

Saving a burning kitty out of a raging inferno -Priceless..........OK, OK, so it may not have been as raging, or even still on fire. But I did save the kitty, and was the hero for a day. I even got a 15% discount coupon, for yup, thats right, tummy yummies. Too bad I cant eat there anymore, and you will find out maybe with tomorrows post

Friday, June 19, 2009

weekend

Oh how I am so stoked for this weekend. This is the question I asked myself and the answer I gave, also to myself.

What are you doing this weekend Jonas?

Well Jonas, I was thinking about taking up drinking, getting real tossed and then dressing up like a commercial airline pilot and walking around the airport.

Yup, thankfully its friday and I dont drink.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Me vs. domestication

So moving into a brand new house has posed many opportunities for me to throw tools, mirrors, and anything else that I have in or around my hands. ( but I didnt!)

Why is putting new things up so frustrating, I think it may be from a lack of skill, but also my A.D.D. kicks in and I get bored easy. I also believe it is because I only have two hands, and Devin is so short. If I was rich I would hire this guy and we would get stuff done!


Anyhow, if you need help with your new house, dont call me, unless you buy me coffee!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

The week in a nutshell

A series of events this week has left me with the following:

Only six miles ran out of six days.

Collectively six hours of sleep.

A job that will leave me with memories that I never wanted.

A second cell phone to help field the numerous calls. (oh boy!)

A wife that questions if I still remember her name.

A dog that is utterly confused.

A new burning love for a bullet bike that I will never own

And only two goals in an onslaught of a hockey game.

With all this in mind, all I ask is, could someone buy me a freakin cup of coffee?