Being that we are in podunk Lehi we find the best restaurant in town, Porters. This place has hamburgers the size of cuba. 6 out of the eight at the table ordered them, me being one of the two that did not. I am very realistic with my ability to chow down mass quantities of food that isnt stroganoff,. so I opted for a reasonable buffalo burger. One of my fellow coworkers, that we shall for purposes of security and privacy refer to as the gigantic vag, had a hard time eating/finishing his burger. Thus the shit talk started flowing non stop from me. Why I did this I dont know. My boss then threw out the "Ill give a hundred bucks to whoever", oh hell, "to whoever can drink 32 ounces of milk in three minutes."
I thought to myself, I drink that in one sitting at the fridge (yes I drink from the carton, I bought the shit, I can do what I want.) So I was like I will do it right now! Now the thing with my boss is, things change instantly. What started as 32 ounces turned into a half gallon in 7 minutes. OH well, Imma keep going. 48 ounces later I was looking around and everyone was crying laughing, I gathered my self, got up, and walked outside and puked all over the locals of Lehi Utahs cars, ALOT! I didnt win 100 bucks, and oddly everything smells like milk. I should have declined when they brought out vitamin D milk, stupid red cap crap milk anyway. Fail.
2 comments:
a) you need to start working on your language now that you have a kid
b) you pay for the milk??
c) you sure had a lot of time to blog considering how busy you were
d) are you still 14??
and all this time I was thinking you had grown up and gotten smarter........hhhhhmmmmm
Dork!!
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