training?????

This is the week of the Great Salt Lake National, and while many are training hard for the weekend I figure if Im not ready now, then pushing myself this week isnt going to get me anywhere so I decided to relax. I owed the wifester a date for the month of June so I took her and the jibbus up to bear lake for some grub and lake time. It was nice to get out of the chaos for a minute, literally its chaos, up at 2 am this morning for a fire. Awesome!

heres some pics that the wifester took of the pup and I.

lets go!

SO the time has somewhat flew by this past month. Work is up and down like always, and life is full on haul ass mode. The wifester is plumpin up good with the daughter to be, yup, thats right were having a girl. So heres my advice to all of you in blogging land with little guys, keep em away from me because I am now punching any boy I see that is under three, yup, poppin em right in the chops. You gotta teach em young not to mess with my baby girl.

Been training somewhat for the marathon, BMX, and throwing hockey in ther

e once or twice a week. Did a 3 on 3 tournament in hockey and actually won, which is a nice change when it comes to hockey because my regular team blows. Their actually a pretty cool group of fellas, but dont mesh well on the ice, oh well.

Other than that I still have the problem of kicking cars, so dont cut me off, especially if you're in your moms subarban, because I will dent that dang thing!

Racing the SLC nationals this weekend so stay tuned.

Well Hell

Bla Bla Bla, I know I dont update much but hell, I have been a busy kid. The past little while has been a roller coaster of emotion at the Ah La Casa De Harmon. My grandpa passed away this past month after living a hell of a life. Im not going to go in to this much, but just know, I was down right spoiled with the best grandpas anyone could ask for.

The wifester then lost her grandmother 8 days later. Totally bummin for sure.

I guess its a matter of perspective, but I can say this, the wifester and I both learn

ed alot about each other this past little while. Where we got certain quirks, styles, habits, and emotion. love that chicka and we are awesome people for having such awesome people in our lives.

I have done some traveling which has had me away for about ten days in the past two weeks. I went to Phoenix for work, stayed in the hood and studied more in five days than my entire college career.

(just a hotel room full of bikes)

Then to ABQ, New Mexico for some racing action with mr brent barton

himself. I faired well, 2nd and 3rd on Saturday and 3rd on sunday. Maybe I will ride my bike once before the next national, that might help a little.

(who loves Zacs pizza in Moab? this guy!)

I managed not to crash the entire time I was racing, but riding down the street to the skatepark in Cortex Colorado, well, not so lucky, but whatever.

Now whats in store for June? I dont know, stay tuned, I might update more this month.

keep on keepin on

Freakin MAY!

Yesterday was May 1st. So you know what mother nature decided to do to us here in Utah? Snow. Yeah we woke up yesterday and today to snow, well actually I woke up to Devin saying theres muffins for breakfast before you shovel. EFF! I slept long enough that the sun came out and melted it off the walks. Yes, chalk that one up in the "W" column.

I have decided I suffer from S.A.D., seriously I need some tight pants and black hair dye. I am turning into an emo grommet due to the lack of sunshine in my life. So in the absence of sunshine and rational thought, I fill the void with food. And due to the fact that the wifester is all about eating out during the pregnancy thingy, I have fully indulged.

Friday night, beehive grill-sucks

Saturday night-sushi

sunday lunch-texas roadhouse ginourmous salad

sunday dinner-more sushi, followed by ramen

Bless it, but this may have to stop considering..................hahaha wouldnt you like to know

If you havent seen kickass, you need to, it will set you free. I've been twice, and love it!

But seriously if the sun doesn't come out soon I am going to jump off a cliff..............

again.

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok everyone, I know and understand that times are tough right now, but sometimes by paying it forward things come back around and help those who have given to others.

So I was nominated to be "locked up" to raise money for MD here in the Logan area. Every dollar earned will go directly to a local child or adult working to overcome MD. Anything you can do is and will be greatly appreciated.

please go to www.joinmda.org/2010loganlockup/jonas and donate.

This may mean that you have to go without coffee for a week, or give something else up that is trivial, but I promise these monies are not trivial to those battling this disease. Thanks everyone!

oh and how about a picture of the hair just to make you smile.

Randomania

For the sake of blogging, I give you a list.

1. Shaved my head, now I have a crispy fried noggin that hurts like hell.

2. AFSAV for dummies. Seriously?!? This is just bad news for the military

3. Going to the west side of Lo Town, and people locking their cars when they see us coming, classic.

4. If you leave chicken on the grill, it will burn.

5. If you hit the warm up burner button on the stove and throw a towel on it, it will burn.

6. I like my wife, dog, and bikes

7. I hate tailgaters, emo kids, DMV ladies, and rollerbladers

8. I so called the drug bust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9.I tend to forget garbage day every week, good thing we don't use much

10. My damn head hurts!

11.most pointless blog yet, I think so......................

Ahem attention please!

*warning the following post may contain the word Ass*

8:30 Wednesday evening, the wifester and kid to be are asleep, the dog is sitting behind me eating a bone, and mother nature forgot that it was supposed to be a lovely spring day outside.

I would like to take a minute and tell you about an epiphany I had today while taking the wifester down the road for her latest craving, ummmm mash potatoes and gravy from KFC (I didn't get anything).

I feel that the world would be a better place if, at some point in everyones life, they got their asses kicked. I mean seriously put the hurtin to! No, I don't mean that they should be beaten so bad that they end up in the hospital, but very close would be acceptable.

Let me rationalize this for you. Have you ever had that annoying S.O.B. that tailgates you so close that you cant for the life of you even see their hood? This is a daily occurrence for me considering I live on ass hole hill and everyone is in such a damn hurry. But what if, that person that finds me to be the sole reason their running behind, at some point received a major ass kicking. Do you think they would think twice about riding someone so close: I do! Even if its that tragically hip prom queen in her "like most awesome" Jetta, she too needs her ass kicked, there is no special treatment in the everyone gets an ass kickin world.

I bet the customer service industry would sky rocket with compliments. Could you imagine if all the waiters and waitresses knew what it was like to receive a major ass kicking?

Well I know this wont happen because we cant all just walk around kicking some ass, or all the bullies would walk around all bummed and emo, and damnit we have enough emo kids out there.